Crooked
Answers to the name of Crooked
Carries the genitals of a male (often mistook as a female because of his appearance)
Hour glass pours at nine years
Has no mate
Has one crush
No pups born with his DNA
No pups adopted under his name
Doesn't know of any relatives
Health: 80%
Stamina: 90%
Sanity: 20%
Strides with Oblivions Tears
Chosen the side of Umbra
Holds the rank of Assassin
Seeks the rank of --
Crooked doesn't talk much, well he does if he considers you as a friend. Other than that... Um... Nope. He'll only answer a single Rhyme.
There once was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
...
He met a crooked woman and he found a crooked preach
They had a crooked marriage on a crooked little beach
They had some crooked children and they lived a crooked life,
The crooked man, the cat, the mouse, the child and wife
...
They were happy for a number of crookedly long years
Lived a life of crooked happiness, no worries and no fears
Until one day the crooked wife upset the crooked man
He yelled a crooked yell and then hit her and he ran
...
The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve
That was when their crooked life became a living hell
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
And when he killed his wife and child...
He smiled a crooked smile...
When talking to him, the more sentences you say, the more lines of the rhyme he'll say until you go away. Or he gives up and talks to you.
